I thought the author was going to call it out for recycling the creatures from Drake's Fortune. As much as I love Uncharted, that was really lazy.
"Stop! Don't open...that door!"
1. Zombies
2. Zombies
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You'd think with all the "updates" that they wanted absolutely nothing to do with Goldeneye, but the new theme is just a cover of Tina Turner's original.
WTF.
I'd let my friends stay at my house, but I'm not looking for anything in return - Activision is.
It's not as if they're just being friendly, here. They're buttering up critics for good reviews. They're not flying people out from New Zealand and setting up activities for them out of the kindness of their hearts. It's payola - bribery in exchange for promotion.
The problem is they're basically being invited to a party to review a game. Did you read the part about hotel accomodations and outdoor activities?
If I said, "Come review my game at this junket and I'll put you in a hotel room and give you tickets to Disneyland for the day," and you accepted, nobody would be able to take your review seriously.
Good on them for turning it down, but they shouldn't have printed this article. It looks like ...
Are the Xbox and Playstation not toys? People take their shit too seriously.
I didn't care about Kinect before, but now I want it to do well so I can see some more overcompensating fanboy rage.
Amazon just offered me 50% off Marvel vs Capcom 3...I love them.
Is that a nipple in the center of his chest???
I thought it was the long awaited sequel to 2004's smash hit "Goldeneye: Rogue Agent"
EA likes to call it "Project Ten Dollar," I like to call it "Project Suck It, Consumer."
Nothing will ever be as cool as THE golden gun, but it's fun to pretend.
Well, 5 is right in the middle of their 10-point scale. It is average, but for some reason people think of a 7 as average.
The main reason I'm getting this one on Xbox is to listen to my own music.
I kinda doubt Gimme Shelter will be in the game :(
I remember that too, but there was only really one bad review from some IGN guy. According to Metacritic, people generally dig Deadly Premonition.
Yeah, and they go VRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!!
When people talk about how they'd fix Dead Rising, it's usually code word for, "Make it easier."
Running zombies are fucking stupid. I wish he'd been this indignant when they put them into Dead Rising 2.
That's right - whores get paid.